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John Oliver Jokes
John Oliver: Falling in Love with America
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It was like falling in love with a girl who was just throwing up all over herself -- softly holding her hair back and whispering to her that everything was going to be alright. To me, that's what the last eight years were like, here in America: projectile vomiting all over yourself as the rest of the world rubbed your back, saying, 'Sssshhh, that's it. Let it all out.'
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See John Oliver Tell It » Stand-Up: John Oliver - Falling in Love For the past eight years, America has been like a girl who was just throwing up all over herself.
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