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John Mulaney: Loving "Law & Order"
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My favorite on that show
was Jerry Orbach. I loved him. Yeah -- he was the best because he always had a funny little one-liner when they found the dead body. They found a teacher lying dead in an alley, and Orbach would be like, 'Huh, looks like school's out.' I always wanted to see an episode where he couldn't think of a clever one -- where they find a guy dead with a Mars Bar in his hand, and Orbach's like, 'Huh, looks like, uh, he won't be going to Mars anytime soon. Get it -- Mars Bar? Ah, screw you guys. Nine times out of 10, they're funny.'
John Mulaney - Blacking Out
It's fun solving The Mystery of How I Got Home The Night Before.
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John Mulaney - Interview - The 30s and 40s
John was influenced by Jack Benny and Burns and Allen.
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Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 28,293
John Mulaney - Subway Station Chase
He's not a man.
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Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 90,725
John Mulaney - Donald Trump
Donald Trump is not just a rich man.
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Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 179,810
John Mulaney - Drag Queens
John studies the drag queens in his neighborhood.
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Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 31,710
JB Smoove - Bad Fight Luck
If you are being choked and your attacker exposes his teeth -- he is trying to kill you.
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Posted: 07/18/10
Views: 6,091
Jordan Rubin - Star Wars Auditions
Supposedly, everyone on the cast and crew for Star Wars was on drugs, which kind of makes sense.
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Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 3,798
Patton Oswalt - VIP Afterlife
Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.
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Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 7,379
