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When I was a kid,
the slide was four stories high and you had to climb up like a fireman. And you always bumped your shin on that last rung. And that slide -- it was metal sitting in the sun for nine days. There was no nighttime when I was a kid. There was just daylight. That was a giant skillet, that's what that was.
Joey Vega - Safe Playgrounds
The playgrounds used to be metal.
Tags: Joey Vega (2), kids (841), growing up (453)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,647
Wanda Sykes - Childproofing
Wanda knows how to discipline children.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/01/02
Views: 2,198
D.L. Hughley - Kidnapped
If your kids know how to cuss, they won't get kidnapped.
Tags: kids (841), growing up (453)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 1,139
Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial
Dane Cook was a responsible kid.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 20,291
Cathy Ladman - Tammy Doll
The Tammy doll came with her own low self-esteem.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), kids (841), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,756
Anthony Clark - Mother's Threats
When Anthony Clark was a kid, he never listened to his mother.
Tags: Anthony Clark (8), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 06/20/97
Views: 348
Robbie Printz - Hit 'Em
As a kid, Robbie Printz's dad would hit him with his own toys.
Tags: Robbie Printz (3), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 211
Robbie Printz - Cookie Problems
When you're a kid, the biggest problem you have is trying to get a cookie.
Tags: Robbie Printz (3), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 179
Marc Maron - Teenage Girls
Of course Marc Maron wants to have sex with teenage girls.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,078
Greg Fitzsimmons - Acting Out
When you're underage, drinking is fun.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 278
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