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When I was a kid, the slide was four stories high and you had to climb up like a fireman. And you always bumped your shin on that last rung. And that slide -- it was metal sitting in the sun for nine days. There was no nighttime when I was a kid. There was just daylight. That was a giant skillet, that's what that was.
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Posted: 05/25/04

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