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I was at the doctor
this week. He says, 'Joe, you should really try and be the perfect weight.' So I looked behind him on the chart, and it turns out, I'm still within the parameters of being the perfect weight. Apparently, I'm the wrong height.
Joe Starr - Wrong Height
Joe Starr isn't fat, he's short.
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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 647
Joe Starr - Surprise Colonoscopy
Joe Starr passed out during his colonoscopy.
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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,194
Brian Scolaro - Italian Food
Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
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Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 4,169
John Pinette - Chinese Food
John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.
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Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 7,060
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
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Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 644
Robert Kelly - Applebee's
Robert's favorite dessert is Satan Ass Fudge Chunk.
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Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 13,982
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 748
Bruce Bruce - Flying First Class
Bruce Bruce travels with 28 Subway sandwiches.
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Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 5,964
Bruce Bruce - Driving With Donuts
Krispy Kreme donuts will make you wreck your car.
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Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 11,979
Lynne Koplitz - Weight
Lynne doesn't eat until she feels dizzy.
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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,269
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