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Joe Starr: Perfect Weight
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I was at the doctor
this week. He says, 'Joe, you should really try and be the perfect weight.' So I looked behind him on the chart, and it turns out, I'm still within the parameters of being the perfect weight. Apparently, I'm the wrong height.
Joe Starr - Wrong Height
Joe Starr isn't fat, he's short.
Tags: Joe Starr (2), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 2,452
Joe Starr - Surprise Colonoscopy
Joe Starr passed out during his colonoscopy.
Tags: Joe Starr (2), Premium Blend (748), health (657)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 4,204
John Pinette - Chinese Food
John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.
Tags: John Pinette (20), food (719), weight/obesity (296)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 20,365
Ralphie May - Hot Empanadas
Apparently, Cubans deep fry their empanadas in lava.
Tags: Ralphie May (28), food (719), weight/obesity (296)
Posted: 11/09/08
Views: 20,415
Brian Scolaro - Italian Food
Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 9,086
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Tags: Lewis Black (44), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 9,191
Mike DeStefano - Put That on a Letterhead
Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 40,659
Robert Kelly - Fat Worry
Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 10,132
Robert Kelly - Applebee's
Robert's favorite dessert is Satan Ass Fudge Chunk.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 18,328
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 3,330
