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All my negative New York
friends are like, 'What are you stupid, dude? You're gonna relocate for your girl?' I'm like, 'Would you shut up, OK? I'm 35, and I'm still single, alright? I'm officially three years away from being that weird uncle you're not sure if he's gay or not.'
Joe Matarese - She's Worth It
Joe Matarese digs his girlfriend.
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Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 556
Sue Murphy - Life Experience
Sue's teenage friend rocks.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 326
Steve Wilson - Getting Older
When you start getting older, you talk about sleep like its sex.
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Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 513
Andy Kindler - Sex & Drugs
If you can own a gun in this country, you should also be able to own drugs.
Tags: Andy Kindler (28), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 270
Patrick Borelli - When People Think You're Gay
The only way to convince people you're not gay is to shoot them with a gun.
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Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 675
Greg Behrendt - Washed Up
Washer/dryers are never punk rock.
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Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 243
Lester Barrie - Singles in the Audience
Lester Barrie drops some dating knowledge.
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Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 420
Gerard Guillory - Telephone
Gerard Guillory hates talking on the phone.
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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 890
Adam Ferrara - Men's Ego
Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 4,884
Gary Valentine - Single Guy
There's nothing more brutal for single people than a blind date.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 966
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