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All my negative New York
friends are like, 'What are you stupid, dude? You're gonna relocate for your girl?' I'm like, 'Would you shut up, OK? I'm 35, and I'm still single, alright? I'm officially three years away from being that weird uncle you're not sure if he's gay or not.'
Joe Matarese - She's Worth It
Joe Matarese digs his girlfriend.
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Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 591
Sue Murphy - Life Experience
Sue's teenage friend rocks.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 400
Andy Kindler - Sex & Drugs
If you can own a gun in this country, you should also be able to own drugs.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 310
Steve Wilson - Getting Older
When you start getting older, you talk about sleep like its sex.
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Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 675
Patrick Borelli - When People Think You're Gay
The only way to convince people you're not gay is to shoot them with a gun.
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Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 755
Greg Behrendt - Washed Up
Washer/dryers are never punk rock.
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Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 262
John Heffron - How Women Roll
Never just hit on one girl.
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Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 7,420
Carol Siskind - Dating
Women perceive time differently than men.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 762
David Alan Grier - Falling in Love
Where are you going, honey dear?
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Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 104
David Alan Grier - Falling in Love
Where are you going, honey dear?
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Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 2,607
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