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I was in Vegas a
couple of weeks ago for my brother's bachelor party, and I was making that check-in call that you do with your girl when you're away. She gives me one of these, 'You don't sound like yourself. I feel like we're off or something, something's disconnected.' I'm like, 'Maybe that's because nine of my friends are in the other room yelling "homo."'
Joe Matarese - She's Worth It
Joe Matarese digs his girlfriend.
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Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 556
Rich Vos - Dumb People
Rich Vos wants to bang his daughter's teacher.
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Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 2,831
Lester Barrie - Singles in the Audience
Lester Barrie drops some dating knowledge.
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Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 420
Gerard Guillory - Telephone
Gerard Guillory hates talking on the phone.
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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 890
Adam Ferrara - Men's Ego
Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 4,885
John Heffron - Dancing
For guys, even the need for insulin won't interfere with a friend's hook up.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,625
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
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Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 1,600
John Heffron - How Women Roll
Never just hit on one girl.
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Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 6,854
Carol Siskind - Dating
Women perceive time differently than men.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 580
Drew Fraser - Wrong Women
Men, always use your own condoms.
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Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 762
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