Joe Matarese: Check-In Call | Joe Matarese | Jokes.com

Joe Matarese Jokes
Joe Matarese: Check-In Call
Get another Joe Matarese Joke »
I was in Vegas a couple of weeks ago for my brother's bachelor party, and I was making that check-in call that you do with your girl when you're away. She gives me one of these, 'You don't sound like yourself. I feel like we're off or something, something's disconnected.' I'm like, 'Maybe that's because nine of my friends are in the other room yelling "homo."'
Filed Under: men/women (1725),  dating (478),  travel (277)
Share This Joke: 
Add To: 
Posted: 12/04/03

Joe Matarese - She's Worth It

Joe Matarese digs his girlfriend.

Tags: Joe Matarese (2), Premium Blend (749), dating (637)

Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 591

Rich Vos - Dumb People

Rich Vos wants to bang his daughter's teacher.

Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 2,927

Carol Siskind - Dating

Women perceive time differently than men.

Tags: Carol Siskind (5), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 762

Lester Barrie - Singles in the Audience

Lester Barrie drops some dating knowledge.

Tags: Lester Barrie (3), men/women (919), dating (637)

Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 469

Gerard Guillory - Telephone

Gerard Guillory hates talking on the phone.

Tags: Gerard Guillory (3), men/women (919), imitations (789)

Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,007

John Heffron - How Women Roll

Never just hit on one girl.

Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (919), dating (637)

Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 7,420

Adam Ferrara - Men's Ego

Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.

Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 5,848

John Heffron - Dancing

For guys, even the need for insulin won't interfere with a friend's hook up.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,767

Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women

Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 2,281

Caroline Rhea - Therapy

Caroline's in denial about being in therapy.

Tags: Caroline Rhea (2), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 1,588

 
Stand-up Showdown on ComedyCentrals Jokes.com
Looking for something else?