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He called me the day
he joined Twitter. He's just like, 'What is this? How come people keep trying to follow me?' I was like, 'Dad, you fundamentally don't get--' He's like, 'I don't want people following me; that's scary.' And I was like, 'Dad, shut up.' Then he was like, 'I just want to Twitter you and your sister.' And I was like, 'Uh, that sounds awful. Don't ever say that.' 'I just want to Twitter you and your sister without anyone knowing.' And I was like, 'Ew.' If only there was a way to use your computer to write private correspondences. Someone should invent that.
Joe Mande - Dad on Twitter
If only there was a way to use your computer to write private correspondences.
Tags: Joe Mande (8), family (647), parents (591)
Posted: 11/09/10
Views: 9,871
Jokes.com Live - Stand-Up From the New York Comedy Festival
Jokes.com is live streaming a night of stand-up comedy for your eyeholes.
Tags: New York Comedy Festival (21), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 10/26/10
Views: 26,249
Exclusive - Joe Mande - Knuckleheadz
The first time Joe Mande did stand-up was in the Mall of America.
Tags: Joe Mande (8), family (647), animals (540)
Posted: 04/18/12
Views: 53
Joe Mande - South Beach Comedy Festival 2010
Joe's parents send him puzzle gifts to encourage him to get his life together.
Tags: Joe Mande (8), South Beach Comedy Festival (60), New York Comedy Festival (21)
Posted: 01/31/10
Views: 10,833
Hugh Fink - Hugh Broke
Hugh Fink's dad does not understand time zones.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 3,576
Kyle Dunnigan - Phone Messages
Kyle got nervous when he called his own answering machine.
Tags: Kyle Dunnigan (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 16,187
South Beach Comedy Festival 2010 - Comedian Roundtable - Low-End Yachts
The comics continue their lunch discussion, steering the conversation away from sharks to canoes.
Tags: South Beach Comedy Festival (60), Pete Holmes (29)
Posted: 02/02/10
Views: 21,646
South Beach Comedy Festival 2010 - Comedian Roundtable - Sharks
Owen Benjamin, Pete Holmes, Jay Larson, Natasha Leggero and Joe Mande discuss shark sightings.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), South Beach Comedy Festival (60),
Posted: 02/02/10
Views: 15,529
Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 2,557
Michelle Biloon - Ear Infection
Michelle IMs with her mom.
Tags: Michelle Biloon (2), Premium Blend (748), family (647)
Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 812
