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Joe DeVito: Broke and Alone
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So, I'm single. It's weird 'cause always knew I was gonna die broke and alone. I just didn't know I was gonna live that way, too.
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Posted: 07/20/06

Joe DeVito - British Teeth

How can a whole country have tooth decay?

Tags: Joe DeVito (2), dating (637), health (540)

Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,638

Roy Wood Jr. - Sucking at Relationships

Roy Wood Jr. sucks at relationships.

Tags: Premium Blend (749), dating (637)

Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 1,476

Joe DeVito - Sex Noises

Joe DeVito tapes his neighbors having bad sex.

Tags: Joe DeVito (2), sex (983), Live at Gotham (343)

Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 2,884

Joe Rogan - March of the Penguins

Penguins are really dumb.

Tags: Joe Rogan (4), dating (637), animals (439)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 2,521

Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making

These days, you have no idea who has what disease.

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Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 603

Arj Barker - Together Forever

Arj Barker is both excited and concerned about his long-distance relationship.

Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)

Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 2,704

Wanda Sykes - Dark Thoughts

Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign.

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Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 5,614

Damon Williams - Keeping the Romance

Damon Williams advises older couples to stay romantic.

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Posted: 01/12/06
Views: 606

Rich Williams - Baby Arm

Rich Williams busts his baby-armed girlfriend's balls.

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Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 519

Dave Attell - Men Who Don't Exist

Women always want opposites in men.

Tags: Dave Attell (36), men/women (918), dating (637)

Posted: 08/24/97
Views: 3,675

 
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