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Joe DeVito: Broke and Alone
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So, I'm single. It's weird 'cause always knew I was gonna die broke and alone. I just didn't know I was gonna live that way, too.
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Posted: 07/20/06

Joe DeVito - British Teeth

How can a whole country have tooth decay?

Tags: Joe DeVito (2), health (956), dating (649)

Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 773

Roy Wood Jr. - Sucking at Relationships

Roy Wood Jr. sucks at relationships.

Tags: Premium Blend (750), dating (649)

Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 1,376

Joe DeVito - Sex Noises

Joe DeVito tapes his neighbors having bad sex.

Tags: Joe DeVito (2), sex (1269), Live at Gotham (293)

Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,348

Arj Barker - Together Forever

Arj Barker is both excited and concerned about his long-distance relationship.

Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (649)

Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 1,371

Earthquake - Picking Up White Women

Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,256

Lynne Koplitz - Boyfriend

Lynne's boyfriend doesn't know how crazy she is.

Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,956

Joe Rogan - March of the Penguins

Penguins are really dumb.

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Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 2,115

Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making

These days, you have no idea who has what disease.

Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1269), health (956)

Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 466

Wanda Sykes - Dark Thoughts

Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign.

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Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 4,494

Damon Williams - Keeping the Romance

Damon Williams advises older couples to stay romantic.

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Posted: 01/12/06
Views: 522

 
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