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Joe DeVito: Awkward in the Workplace
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So, I've been temping at the job that laid me off. And that's awkward because everybody knows I got canned, and they think I've come back to shoot them.
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Posted: 07/20/06

Joe DeVito - British Teeth

How can a whole country have tooth decay?

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Harris Stanton knows what it's like to work for minimum wage.

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Laura can't look at somebody's sex face.

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