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Joe Bolster Jokes
Joe Bolster: Wine Tasting
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I was on a wine tasting tour once in northern California, in Napa, and the woman's talking about acidification and oxygenation and fermentation. And I'm basically thinking, 'Great. Where's the free wine? Let's talk about my dehydration. I've had enough of your presentation. Let's get going on my intoxication.'
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Posted: 05/30/94

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