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Congress is going to start
paying their own parking tickets. What noble public servants. Imagine the commitment of these people, paying their own parking tickets. Hey fellas, you want to impress us? Pay our parking tickets.
Jimmy Tingle - Parking Tickets
If the school needs a new computer, park in front of a fire hydrant.
Tags: Jimmy Tingle (2), money (865), drugs (639)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 249
Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets
The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,046
A.J. Jamal - Driving in L.A.
The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), crime (415)
Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 1,694
Kathleen Madigan - Kids
Living with kids is like living with homeless people.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 722
Rick Corso - Career Criminal
The seven-day waiting period only makes criminals angrier.
Tags: Rick Corso (4), money (865), TV (543)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 291
Jimmy Tingle - Advertising
Advertisers sell us presidents, Pepsi Colas and wars.
Tags: Jimmy Tingle (2), Iraq (1073), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 166
Nick Swardson - Old People
It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 16,507
Sarah Colonna - DUI Device
Sarah isn't perfect.
Tags: Sarah Colonna (1), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 775
Gary Gulman - Living at Home
Gary's mom saves his life with her mimed brake.
Tags: Gary Gulman (1), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 1,064
Jack Mayberry - Finances
Jack wants to go broke before his bank does.
Tags: Jack Mayberry (2), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 134
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