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I recently saw a billboard
that said, 'If you smoke, please try these.' Right under it, there was a huge warning label, 'Warning: Surgeon General has determined smoking causes lung cancer.' That's kind of an insane message when you consider cigarettes kill more than a thousand people a day in this country, way more than Saddam Hussein. Could you imagine a billboard that said, 'If you're going to jump in front of the train, shouldn't you be wearing Reeboks?'
Jimmy Tingle - Advertising
Advertisers sell us presidents, Pepsi Colas and wars.
Tags: Jimmy Tingle (2), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 666
Jimmy Tingle - Parking Tickets
If the school needs a new computer, park in front of a fire hydrant.
Tags: Jimmy Tingle (2), money (606), drugs (503)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 898
Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids
Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.
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Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,063
Paul Provenza - Windex
We pay the price for other people's stupidity all the time.
Tags: Paul Provenza (16), health (657), money (606)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 650
Lewis Black - Axis of Evil
North Koreans are so evil they have no color.
Tags: Lewis Black (44), news & politics (234), wars (128)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 22,062
Lewis Black - Homeland Security
Homeland Security makes us feel safe.
Tags: Lewis Black (44), news & politics (234), terrorism (101)
Lewis Black - George W. Bush
When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?
Tags: Lewis Black (44), news & politics (234), George W. Bush (98)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 51,388
Brian Regan - Reading the News
Brian reads goodly.
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Posted: 09/06/08
Views: 47,595
Vanessa Hollingshead - America
Americans rush to do nothing.
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Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 6,070
