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I recently saw a billboard
that said, 'If you smoke, please try these.' Right under it, there was a huge warning label, 'Warning: Surgeon General has determined smoking causes lung cancer.' That's kind of an insane message when you consider cigarettes kill more than a thousand people a day in this country, way more than Saddam Hussein. Could you imagine a billboard that said, 'If you're going to jump in front of the train, shouldn't you be wearing Reeboks?'
Jimmy Tingle - Advertising
Advertisers sell us presidents, Pepsi Colas and wars.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 204
Jimmy Tingle - Parking Tickets
If the school needs a new computer, park in front of a fire hydrant.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 316
Paul Provenza - Windex
We pay the price for other people's stupidity all the time.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 396
Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids
Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.
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Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 655
Kyle Cease - Pillsbury Doughboy
It is never normal to have the Pillsbury Doughboy around.
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Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 3,065
David Feldman - Death Penalty
There should be a humane society for human beings.
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Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 124
Lewis Black - Axis of Evil
North Koreans are so evil they have no color.
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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 7,104
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