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Jimmy Shubert: Licking Frogs
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People were licking frogs to get high... They were making an arrest -- I'm watching this going, 'How the f**k did he get caught?'
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Posted: 02/19/04

Jimmy Shubert - Licking Frogs

"Ribbit" sounds a lot like "Lick it."

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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 2,344

Jimmy Shubert - Will Work for Food

You see all kinds of freaky stuff in Los Angeles.

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Posted: 12/17/00
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Jimmy Shubert - Seafood Aquarium

You never notice a crying fish.

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Posted: 02/19/04
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Tom Cotter - Drinking and Driving

Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.

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Jimmy Shubert - Airport Security

Jimmy gets racially profiled.

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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 5,360

Jimmy Shubert - Predatory Culture

Don't kill people when you get fired.

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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 2,309

Kenny Rogerson - Accident

The state police love magic.

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Heifers are going to tell on you.

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Steve Byrne - Fantasies

Steve has a few fantasies.

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Posted: 03/02/06
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Jay Larson's Comedy Central Presents special is going to be the bomb.

Tags: Jay Larson (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)

Posted: 03/07/11
Views: 1,139