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Jimmy Pardo: Big Hair
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Three weeks ago, I had
this big, crazy, Dwayne-from-'What's Happening!!' head of hair. I cut a hole so deep, I could have put a beer bottle in it and used my head as a cozy.
Jimmy Pardo - Buxom Barber
Jimmy is trapped by his barber's breasts.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 3,064
Jimmy Pardo - Haircut Woes
Jimmy's clipper makes a noise it shouldn't make.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 2,178
Jimmy Pardo - Do It Yourself Haircut
Jimmy thinks it's a good idea to cut his own hair.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 1,810
Jimmy Pardo - Renaissance Fair
There hasn't been a good joust match in a while.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Premium Blend (748), alcohol (516)
Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 2,563
Jimmy Pardo - Towels
Hotel showers and home showers are quite different.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 1,763
Jimmy Pardo - Different Penises
Jimmy's nephew asks an inevitable question.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 3,320
Patton Oswalt - Makeover Shows
Some people are really against growing an original personality.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), lookin' good (488), TV (469)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 9,397
Mark Roberts - Being Bald
The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), health (657), family (647)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,672
Jimmy Pardo - Duck Game
Picking a duck out of water is a suck-ass game for a 34-year-old.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 2,946
Jimmy Pardo - Cement Walls
Jimmy deals with New York traffic.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), New York City (352)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 1,948
