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I saw this lady being interviewed. She was a spokesman for a casino, and the guy tried to corner her. He said, 'Don't you think it's horrible the way you trick people into thinking they can win money when the odds are really stacked against them?' She said, 'Well, I don't think people expect to win money when they come to a casino. I think they look at it as entertainment.' What dictionary are you using, exactly? If I see Bruce Springsteen do a four-hour show, that's entertainment. If I loose $1,200 at a crap table, that is a horrific evening.
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Posted: 10/25/01

Jimmy Dore - Credit Card Declined

The adult equivalent of dorky clothes is getting your credit card declined.

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Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,272

Happy Hour Survival Guide - Jimmy Dore: Irregular Clothing

Growing up poor meant shopping for irregular clothing.

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Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,803

Jimmy Dore - Growing Up Poor

As a kid, Jimmy wore clothes from the Sears outlet.

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Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,689

Jimmy Dore - Catholic School

Catholic school teachers were willing to take a cut in pay so they could hit kids.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,653

Jimmy Dore - Catholic School

Jimmy Dore went to Catholic school for 12 years.

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Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 6,322

Todd Barry - Kmart in New York

New York City has changed.

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Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 1,130

Daniel Tosh - MTV Cribs

Daniel Tosh describes what his episode of MTV Cribs would be like.

Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 9,192

Tracy Smith - Free Money

Money and shopping can cause a lot of anxiety.

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Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 492

A.J. Jamal - Layaway

A.J. grew up so poor his father put an album on layaway.

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Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,126

Jeremy Hotz - It's in the Mail

Jeremy Hotz likes free stuff because he's cheap.

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Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,628

 
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