Women's problems end any conversation.
If you're going bald, stop swallowing.
Jimmy Carr corrects his girlfriend.
Lois has to drive past high schools to find guys in their sexual peak.
Chubby chasers rarely have to do much chasing.
No one's going to listen to you when you're old.
Older women are like old couches.
Young guys can go chasing women every night.
Nurse practitioners love whipping out the mirrors.
If you can't find a good man, raise one.
