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Did you hear there's a stealth condom? That's what it's called. It's called the stealth condom. Now how many guys are going to go out and buy a stealth condom? How many guys want to get in and out without anyone knowing they were there?
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Posted: 02/24/92

Jimmy Aleck - It's a Guy Thing

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