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To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. Now, if a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Jimmy Aleck - It's a Guy Thing

There are things men do you'll never see women do.

Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,455

Jimmy Aleck - Condoms

A lot of women are carrying condoms now.

Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,012

James Hannah - A Sista

James Hannah explains the difference between an ordinary woman and a sista.

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Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 278

Ted Blumberg - Sexual Harassment

Flirting is not part of a job requirement.

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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 2,036

Doug Stanhope - Prostitution

Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,180

Bonnie McFarlane - Do You Party?

Bonnie thought she was partying by attending a party.

Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 2,921

Nick Griffin - Women

I'm not getting smarter about women.

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Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100

Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll

Men are quite simple.

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Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,504

Kathy Griffin - Payback

Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.

Tags: Kathy Griffin (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 6,293

Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It

Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.

Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 10,841

 
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