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Have you ever been to
someone else's home, used their bathroom, then found out there was no toilet paper? What do you do? You can't yell, so weird things go through your mind. Do you ever sit there and think things like, 'Well, this is an old pair of underwear I got on. I'd hate to use all their cotton balls. I bet you those Q-Tips would hurt. I wonder if they've read this magazine before? Here kitty, kitty.'
Jimmy Aleck - No Toilet Paper
You can't yell out to someone when you're in a strange bathroom with no toilet paper.
Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 672
Jimmy Aleck - It's a Guy Thing
There are things men do you'll never see women do.
Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,455
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
Tags: Dane Cook (42), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), potty humor (124)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 21,145
Ron Richards - Men's Room
The latches are always broken in the men's room.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1003), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 999
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,210
Robert Kelly - Real Love
Robert knew his girlfriend loved him when he accidentally crapped his pants.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 4,431
Richard Jeni - Cooking
Richard Jeni wants a cooking show for a guy like him.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 965
Gabriel Iglesias - Shrek
When Gabriel wears all green, he looks like Shrek.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/06/03
Views: 42,224
Harland Williams - Magical, Mystical Wizard
Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 305
RodMan - Bubble Bath
Couples should take baths together.
Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 2,905
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