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Women have an easier time purchasing condoms than men because women are bold. Women aren't bothered by it. Women will walk into that drug store, 'Yeah, let me see, give me the lambskin lubricated one that's ribbed with feathers, two feet long and vibrates. That's the one I want, and I think I've got a coupon.'
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Posted: 02/24/92

Jimmy Aleck - Condoms

A lot of women are carrying condoms now.

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