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Jimmy Aleck: Buying Condoms
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Women have an easier time
purchasing condoms than men because women are bold. Women aren't bothered by it. Women will walk into that drug store, 'Yeah, let me see, give me the lambskin lubricated one that's ribbed with feathers, two feet long and vibrates. That's the one I want, and I think I've got a coupon.'
Jimmy Aleck - Condoms
A lot of women are carrying condoms now.
Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,153
Jimmy Aleck - It's a Guy Thing
There are things men do you'll never see women do.
Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,600
Adam Ferrara - The Hunt
Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 6,027
Jimmy Aleck - No Toilet Paper
You can't yell out to someone when you're in a strange bathroom with no toilet paper.
Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 798
Bobby Slayton - Errands
If a husband gets sent to buy tampons, he better come back with the right size.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 412
Matt Weinhold - Moving In Together
The best part of the relationship is when you lived on your own and had your own stuff.
Tags: Matt Weinhold (3), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 714
Laura Kightlinger - Trying Too Hard
Laura can't look at somebody's sex face.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 651
Bruce Baum - Musical Panties
They're pretty cool, except when your wife sits down in public.
Tags: Bruce Baum (2), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 373
Carol Leifer - Lingerie
Lingerie is a rip-off.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,695
Tess - Working Women
Tess blames this "working craze" on the feminists.
Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 02/24/05
Views: 620
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