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Jimmie Walker: New York Car Crimes
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I'm in New York a couple of weeks ago, true story -- guy trying to steal my tires got run over by the guy trying to steal my car.
Filed Under: driving (241),  city (225),  laws (214)
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Posted: 02/24/92

Brad Mastrangelo - State Trooper

State troopers take an hour and a half to write a ticket.

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Posted: 05/18/04
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Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.

Tags: Vince Morris (10), friends (312), driving (296)

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Doug can't stand personalized license plates.

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The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.

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Meter maids are like ninjas.

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Filling your Chevette with diesel fuel alongside a bunch of truckers is really embarrassing.

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Security guards at the airport are all over you.

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Josh hates NASCAR.

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The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.

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