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Jimmie Roulette: Dumb Animals
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If you think about the
animals we do eat, we only eat the dumb ones. Our three main meats are what? Cows, fish, chickens -- all animals, I'm pretty sure, if they could talk, you could trick them into killing themselves.
Jimmie Roulette - Crushing Power
Jimmie Roulette has never looked at a turtle and thought, "We gotta get out of here."
Tags: Jimmie Roulette (1), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 370
Russ Meneve - Animals
Are there people provoking shark attacks?
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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 726
Leo Allen - Vegetarian Restaurant
If vegetables could talk, we'd freak the f**k out.
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Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 1,715
Harland Williams - Donut Owl
The next time you see an owl, it might be Harland Williams.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 779
Billiam Coronel - Dogs
Chihuahuas are a waste of dog food.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 285
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 925
Patrice O'Neal - Killing Food
Patrice O'Neal could kill a fish because it doesn't have eyebrows.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 735
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 853
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,425
Steve Byrne - Fantasies
Steve has a few fantasies.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 4,502
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