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Jimmie Roulette: Don't Like Making Friends
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I like people, I just
don't like making friends. And here's why -- you ever made a friend, and after hanging out with them for a while, you start to realize that they're kind of stupid, and y'all don't have nothing in common? But by that time, it's too late, and you're already married?
Jimmie Roulette - Crushing Power
Jimmie Roulette has never looked at a turtle and thought, "We gotta get out of here."
Tags: Jimmie Roulette (1), food (790), animals (783)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 367
Alexandra McHale - Bachelorette Party
Basically, if it's pink, Alexandra McHale doesn't want to drink it.
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Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 556
Adam Sandler - Girlfriends
Pretty girls intimidate Adam.
Tags: Adam Sandler (23), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 21,920
Lowell Sanders - Dating Etiquette
Women expect certain things on a date.
Tags: Lowell Sanders (2), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 1,054
John Heffron - Roommate Rob
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (575)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 6,869
Patrick Borelli - When People Think You're Gay
The only way to convince people you're not gay is to shoot them with a gun.
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Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 670
Mark Pitta - The Date
A man's goal on a date: don't make the woman mad.
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 446
Tracy Smith - Men Are Kleenex
Once you turn 30, the box is empty.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), sex (1269), money (852)
Posted: 11/01/01
Views: 2,241
Bob Marley - Ordering Food
Men aren't allowed to order first.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 4,074
Rich Vos - Dumb People
Rich Vos wants to bang his daughter's teacher.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 2,823
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