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Pit bull, that's my dog
of choice right there. I told my wife about it. I thought pit bulls had, pound for pound, the most crushing power in their jaws of any animal. She watches the Discovery Channel, told me that's not true. No, the animal with the most crushing power? Brazilian land tortoise. Now that may or may not be true, but I've never looked at a turtle and thought, 'We better get out of here.'
Jimmie Roulette - Crushing Power
Jimmie Roulette has never looked at a turtle and thought, "We gotta get out of here."
Tags: Jimmie Roulette (1), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 402
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (439),
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 4,338
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), sex (983), animals (439)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 2,575
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3
Lewis discusses the military.
Tags: Lewis Black (38), animals (439), wars (114)
Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,755
Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims
The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (439),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,850
Greg Behrendt - Don't Get It
When people stare at something, it makes you feel like you don't get it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), animals (439), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,334
Bill Burr - Animal Population
Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
Tags: Bill Burr (24), sex (983), animals (439)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 43,791
Katt Williams - White Friends
Go out and get yourself some white friends.
Tags: Katt Williams (18), ethnic (731), animals (439)
Posted: 12/31/06
Views: 107,241
Gary Valentine - Spiders
What does a spider do all day?
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 4,027
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