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Pit bull, that's my dog
of choice right there. I told my wife about it. I thought pit bulls had, pound for pound, the most crushing power in their jaws of any animal. She watches the Discovery Channel, told me that's not true. No, the animal with the most crushing power? Brazilian land tortoise. Now that may or may not be true, but I've never looked at a turtle and thought, 'We better get out of here.'
Jimmie Roulette - Crushing Power
Jimmie Roulette has never looked at a turtle and thought, "We gotta get out of here."
Tags: Jimmie Roulette (1), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 370
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (791), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,810
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,062
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3
Lewis discusses the military.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,387
Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims
The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (791),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,276
John Oliver - Comedian
When did you decide to be a comedian?
Tags: John Oliver (260), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 04/20/08
Views: 3,308
Matt Braunger - Comedians
My relatives don't think comedians exist.
Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 12,595
Matt Braunger - Inhumane Society
The Humane Society called Matt's friend a dick.
Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 2,294
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