Jim Short Jokes
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Jim Short: On the Crocodile Hunter
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The snake jumps up to
bite him; he blocks it away. He looks up and he goes, 'Oh, he's grumpy today.' Yeah, he's grumpy because you're banging him in the head with a stick. That's the number one cause of grumpiness.
Eddie Pence - Dogs
Eddie Pence kicks Chihuahua ass.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,967
Robert Schimmel - Bear on a Bike
It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,615
Tracy Morgan - Baby Rappers
If you're a rapper and you smile, you get beat up.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 2,248
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,425
Ian Bagg - Siegfried and Roy
Ian can't believe it took the tiger so long to attack.
Tags: Ian Bagg (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 987
Bob Nickman - Rapid Fire
All extremists should be shot.
Tags: Bob Nickman (3), animals (791), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 504
Brian Frazer - Dangerous City
A severed head makes a great burglar alarm.
Tags: Brian Frazer (1), animals (791), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 169
Norm MacDonald - Fight Your Dog
You don't want a dog that could kill you in a fight.
Tags: Norm MacDonald (18), animals (791), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 693
Peter Spruyt - Finding Nemo
If you're willing to wait, you can see "Finding Nemo" on ice.
Tags: Peter Spruyt (2), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,381
Jim Short - Jim Morrison's Grave
The corpses next to Jim Morrison were complaining about the noise.
Tags: Jim Short (3), music (727), death (318)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 384
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