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Jim Short: Not a Loser
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I was very sad and depressed, and then I thought, 'Hold on, man -- I'm not a loser! I've tried; I am a failure.'
Filed Under: mental health (137),  Jim Short (3)
Posted: 12/27/01

Jim Short - Jim Morrison's Grave

The corpses next to Jim Morrison were complaining about the noise.

Tags: Jim Short (3), music (485), death (314)

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Jim Short - Growing Up in Texas

Texans thought Australian Jim Short was English.

Tags: Jim Short (3), Premium Blend (748), growing up (512)

Posted: 12/27/01
Views: 1,561

Jim Short - Jim Morrison's Grave

French authorities want to move Jim Morrison's body.

Tags: Jim Short (3), Premium Blend (748), music (485)

Posted: 12/27/01
Views: 1,079

Ralphie May - Retarded

He got censored.

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Ralphie May - Rusty

He had the helmet!

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Posted: 11/04/06
Views: 65,046

Drew Hastings - Erectile Dysfunction

My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1202), mental health (204)

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 11,739

Rob Huebel - Warning Signs of a Weirdo

Rob Huebel makes sure that his dog walker isn't wearing a necklace made of human fingers.

Tags: food (719), movies (293)

Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 2,942

Exclusive - Adam Devine - Watch It, Buddy

When people get really loud, that's not scary -- it's when they get quiet that sh*t gets weird.

Tags: men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)

Posted: 03/30/11
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Jim Gaffigan - Letters

E-mail has made sending letters tough.

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Richard Lewis - Out of Therapy

You never lose your problems.

Tags: Richard Lewis (60), family (647), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,223