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Jim Short: Not a Loser
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I was very sad and
depressed, and then I thought, 'Hold on, man -- I'm not a loser! I've tried; I am a failure.'
Jim Short - Jim Morrison's Grave
The corpses next to Jim Morrison were complaining about the noise.
Tags: Jim Short (3), music (727), death (318)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 384
Jim Short - Growing Up in Texas
Texans thought Australian Jim Short was English.
Tags: Jim Short (3), Premium Blend (750), growing up (453)
Posted: 12/27/01
Views: 399
Jim Short - Jim Morrison's Grave
French authorities want to move Jim Morrison's body.
Tags: Jim Short (3), Premium Blend (750), music (727)
Posted: 12/27/01
Views: 627
Drew Hastings - Erectile Dysfunction
My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1283), mental health (221)
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 3,768
Jim Gaffigan - Letters
E-mail has made sending letters tough.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Internet (319), mental health (221)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 20,628
Richard Lewis - Out of Therapy
You never lose your problems.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), family (667), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,454
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (221)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,527
Rich Vos - Anxiety and Depression
One of the side effects of anxiety medication is anxiety.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 1,552
Bob Marley - Marriage
Bob has become a little retarded after 11 years of marriage.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 4,306
Pete Dominick - Gym
Pete loves messing with people.
Tags: Pete Dominick (3), Live at Gotham (332), mental health (221)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 3,562
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