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Jim Short: Jim Morrison's Gravesite in France
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They were tired because they
had to go every day and clean up the grave, clean up condoms and beer cans and bottles, needles, trash all over the place. That's what's so cool -- when you're getting kicked out for partying, and you've been dead since 1971.
Jim Short - Jim Morrison's Grave
The corpses next to Jim Morrison were complaining about the noise.
Tags: Jim Short (3), music (727), death (318)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 384
Dan Levy - Bragging
Heroin is not a drug you take lightly.
Tags: Dan Levy (6), Premium Blend (750), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 1,878
Stephanie Hodge - Old People
Stephanie's not nice and doesn't care.
Tags: Stephanie Hodge (3), family (667), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 718
Kyle Cease - Sunny Delight
Sunny Delight ran the best commercial campaign ever.
Tags: Kyle Cease (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 19,902
Jordan Rubin - Star Wars Auditions
Supposedly, everyone on the cast and crew for Star Wars was on drugs, which kind of makes sense.
Tags: Jordan Rubin (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 0
Craig Baldo - Radio Bingo
311 sinks Craig's battleship.
Tags: Craig Baldo (1), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 806
John Kassir - Addiction
John was mainlining cable television.
Tags: John Kassir (2), imitations (772), drugs (639)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 111
Deon Cole - Making Drugs Work
Drug dealers need to play it safe because they have a responsibility to their customers.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 2,228
Dave Attell - The Last Smoke
Dave remembers the last time he smoked pot.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 8,235
Matt Weinhold - Extreme Jumping
There is no bungee battalion of the army.
Tags: Matt Weinhold (3), Iraq (1073), kids (841)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 426
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