Jim Short Jokes
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Jim Short: Jim Morrison's Gravesite in France
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They were tired because they
had to go every day and clean up the grave, clean up condoms and beer cans and bottles, needles, trash all over the place. That's what's so cool -- when you're getting kicked out for partying, and you've been dead since 1971.
Jim Short - Jim Morrison's Grave
The corpses next to Jim Morrison were complaining about the noise.
Tags: Jim Short (3), music (381), death (212)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 652
Dan Levy - Bragging
Heroin is not a drug you take lightly.
Tags: Dan Levy (6), Premium Blend (749), alcohol (396)
Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 1,954
Stephanie Hodge - Old People
Stephanie's not nice and doesn't care.
Tags: Stephanie Hodge (3), family (581), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 864
John Kassir - Addiction
John was mainlining cable television.
Tags: John Kassir (2), imitations (786), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 137
Craig Baldo - Radio Bingo
311 sinks Craig's battleship.
Tags: Craig Baldo (1), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 840
Kyle Cease - Sunny Delight
Sunny Delight ran the best commercial campaign ever.
Tags: Kyle Cease (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 20,809
Jordan Rubin - Star Wars Auditions
Supposedly, everyone on the cast and crew for Star Wars was on drugs, which kind of makes sense.
Tags: Jordan Rubin (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 408
Deon Cole - Making Drugs Work
Drug dealers need to play it safe because they have a responsibility to their customers.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 2,887
Willie Barcena - Late-Stage Organ Transplants
If you drink for 50 years, you're gonna die a little early.
Tags: Willie Barcena (4), health (540), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/02/08
Views: 4,714
Dave Attell - The Last Smoke
Dave remembers the last time he smoked pot.
Tags: Dave Attell (36), sex (983), health (540)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 10,467
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