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Jim Gaffigan: No Free Time
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I never have free time.
You ever go to the cash machine, there's two people in line front of you -- you get kind of flustered? You're like 'Forget it! I'm not standing here for 40 seconds. I've got things to do.'
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 41,232
Jim Gaffigan - Cake
Pie is like liquid cake.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), work/office (398),
Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 125,370
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804), religion (776)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 38,662
Jim Gaffigan - Pregnant
I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 30,581
Jim Gaffigan - Letters
E-mail has made sending letters tough.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Internet (319), mental health (221)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 20,633
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