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My favorite animal is the
manatee, the sea cow. Have you ever seen that animal? The manatee is endangered, and I think it's because it's out of shape. It looks like a retired football player.
Jim Gaffigan - Manatees
Manatees are an endangered species because they're out of shape.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 32,780
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 41,186
Jim Gaffigan - Cake
Pie is like liquid cake.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), work/office (398),
Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 125,335
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804), religion (776)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 38,643
Jim Gaffigan - Pregnant
I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 30,561
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