Jim Gaffigan Jokes
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Jim Gaffigan: Bottled Water
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How did we get to
the point where we're paying for bottled water? That must have been some weird marketing meeting over in France. Some French guy's sitting there, like, 'How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.'
Darryl Lenox - Bills Don't Care
Bills don't care about race, religion or what happened in your past.
Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), ethnic (870), money (606)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,816
John Oliver - The American People
The world needs idiots. Idiots get things done. They don't waste time over thinking things.
Tags: John Oliver (79), money (606), America (209)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 92,163
Rory Albanese - Phone Centers
Rory Albanese will not deal with Indian operators with American accents.
Tags: Rory Albanese (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), America (209)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 7,186
Auggie Smith - Poor Get Poorer
Kansas is legalizing casinos to help their economy.
Tags: Auggie Smith (2), money (606), alcohol (516)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 1,767
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 8,009
Exclusive - David O'Doherty - Welcome to America
David O'Doherty's working visa was contingent on one joke.
Tags: David O'Doherty (2), kids (831), money (606)
Posted: 04/18/12
Views: 127
Greg Giraldo - $25 Million Reward for bin Laden
If bin Laden were in America with a $25 million reward on his head, people would turn themselves in.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 10,353
John Henton - Suing the President
It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.
Tags: John Henton (3), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,235
Gina Yashere - American Fat
The great thing about Americans is that when they get fat, they get really frickin' fat.
Tags: Gina Yashere (2), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 5,688
Exclusive - John Oliver & Rob Riggle - Train Wreck of Comedy
The title of John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show is almost overly descriptive.
Tags: John Oliver (79), money (606), exclusives (335)
Posted: 01/10/10
Views: 13,828
