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Jim Gaffigan: Bottled Water
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How did we get to
the point where we're paying for bottled water? That must have been some weird marketing meeting over in France. Some French guy's sitting there, like, 'How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.'
Darryl Lenox - Bills Don't Care
Bills don't care about race, religion or what happened in your past.
Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), money (852), ethnic (813)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 428
Auggie Smith - Poor Get Poorer
Kansas is legalizing casinos to help their economy.
Tags: Auggie Smith (2), money (852), economy (491)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 494
Greg Giraldo - $25 Million Reward for bin Laden
If bin Laden were in America with a $25 million reward on his head, people would turn themselves in.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 2,267
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,454
John Henton - Suing the President
It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.
Tags: John Henton (3), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 277
Greg Proops - Other Countries
Australia is like Arkansas with a beach.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 790
Steve Marmel - America at War
Our relations with Cuba suck right now.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 590
Louis Ramey - Defense Spending
The South will protect America from Castro.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 07/29/01
Views: 471
Keith Robinson - Calming a Killer
Charles Manson always manages to maintain his craziness.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 408
David Feldman - Money Problems
America shouldn't pay itself back.
Tags: David Feldman (14), money (852), food (790)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 142
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