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Jim Gaffigan: Bald, Blind and Pale
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Posted: 05/04/04

Jim Gaffigan - Lazy for No Reason

You ever have one thing to do all day, but you just can't get yourself to do it?

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Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 12,439

Jim Gaffigan - Pale and Bald

Balding is God's way of saying, "Let's see him get laid now."

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Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 4,067

Jim Gaffigan - People Who Don't Drink

Whenever people find out you don't drink, they always ask why.

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Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 21,323

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Jim Gaffigan - People With Glasses

The only advantage to wearing glasses is getting to do the dramatic removal.

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Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 22,942

Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket!

Hot Pockets are for the drunk.

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Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 292,801

Jim Gaffigan - Delivery

This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?

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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 41,176

Jim Gaffigan - Bear Jokes

The fattest crackhead

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Posted: 01/16/06
Views: 76,189

Jim Gaffigan - Cake

Pie is like liquid cake.

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Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 125,321

Jim Gaffigan - Holidays

Hide eggs for Jesus!

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Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 173,141

 
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