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Jim David: Not Telling My Age
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I'm not gonna tell you
how old I am. Let's just say it's somewhere between 30 and a Wal-Mart greeter.
Jim David - The Twenties
A 20-year-old's only purpose is to look good.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), aging (292)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 571
Jim David - Computer Problems
It's hard to hold a desktop computer while on the toilet.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 787
Jim David - The New Look
Beauty comes from within -- like gas.
Tags: Jim David (13), drugs (630), impressions (300)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 342
Jim David - Rich, Handsome and Famous
Jim David resents the fact that John F. Kennedy Jr. gets more publicity than he does.
Tags: Jim David (13), impressions (300), Los Angeles (240)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 166
Jim David - Meeting People
If you're a comedian, it's hard to relate to Martha Stewart.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 315
Jim David - North vs. South
Florida is not the South.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,510
Jim David - White People
White people are scared of everything.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,517
Bill Engvall - Get Off My Yard
Nobody wants to be the grouchy old man on the corner. But we all turn into him eventually. And you will, too.
Tags: Bill Engvall (16), aging (292), blue collar (84)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 881
Drew Hastings - Aging
It's hard to be cool, the older you get.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), aging (292), smoking (126)
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 44,792
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're fifty, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (16), men/women (987), music (710)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 939
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