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Posted: 08/25/97

Jim Breuer - Born Looking Messed Up

What a beautiful baby boy, but he looks stoned out of his bird.

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Posted: 08/25/97
Views: 1,618

Jim Breuer - High Eyes

Just in case you were wondering, that's how Jim Breuer looks all the time.

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Posted: 07/17/09
Views: 16,193

Jim Breuer - High Rollers

Stoners like to watch TV and talk about how they could win any game show.

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Posted: 08/25/97
Views: 2,121

Jim Breuer - Goats at the Zoo

Some people like to get high and mimic the goats.

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Posted: 08/25/97
Views: 4,517

Jim Breuer - The Moment

Drunk people at comedy shows sound ridiculous.

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Posted: 07/03/98
Views: 853

Jim Breuer - Party in Your Stomach

Once Scotch and Jagermeister show up, you can feel the tension.

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Posted: 08/25/97
Views: 2,943

Jim Breuer - Getting Pulled Over

It's fun pretending you're high when you know you're not.

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Posted: 08/25/97
Views: 6,677

Retta - Credit Card Denied

There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.

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Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,256

Pat Dixon - Midget Strippers

Why don't you ever see midget strippers?

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Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 1,292

Mick Betancourt - Acid Trip

Mick took acid and freaked people out at a party.

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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 571

 
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