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The band starts playing, and everyone just starts running around and pouncing each other to show how much they like the band. What happened to clapping, man?
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Posted: 08/25/97

Jim Breuer - Heavy Metal Shows

Heavy metal shows can get crazy.

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Jim Breuer - Mosh Pits

Show how much you like a band by throwing punches at other fans.

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