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Jim Breuer: Don't Bring the Guy
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Girls, do yourself a favor, don't ever bring us anywhere to pick anything out -- ever, ever. You don't need us there.
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Posted: 06/05/98

Jim Breuer - Two Worlds

Single guys use their towels as curtains.

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Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 2,832

Jim Breuer - Pornography

Pornography is dark.

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Carol Leifer - Lingerie

Lingerie is a rip-off.

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Ron Richards - Grocery Shopping

24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.

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Posted: 05/30/94
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DeRay - Black Men

There are certain things black men can't do, like be in relationships.

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Views: 4,244

Josh Sneed - Life Lesson

Josh prefers when bras are 100% off.

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Posted: 03/29/07
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Eliz Wright - A Hardworking Man

A sweaty, hardworking man could do Eliz Wright some good.

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Posted: 11/04/93
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Gabriel Iglesias - Mall Maps

How do mall maps know where you are?

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Matt Weinhold - Moving In Together

The best part of the relationship is when you lived on your own and had your own stuff.

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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 338

DeRay - Relation-trip

Forget love -- fall in like.

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Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 2,186

 
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