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Jim Gaffigan: Bologna
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Have you seen the bologna
that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich -- dirty.'
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (39), food (719),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 70,229
Jim Gaffigan - Pregnant
I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (39), dating (786), food (719)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 46,628
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (39), food (719), religion (404)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 59,160
Jim Gaffigan - Bologna
Bologna is not just a meat, it's an insult.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (39), food (719),
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 91,493
Jim Gaffigan - Waffle House
How drunk do you have to be to not remember what a waffle looks like?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (39), food (719), restaurants (73)
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 55,064
Jim Gaffigan - Most Beautiful Thing on Earth
Would we know what a water chestnut is if it weren't for bacon?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (39), food (719),
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 111,315
Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket Revenge
Hot Pockets! Hot Pockets! Hot Pockets!
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (39), food (719),
Posted: 03/20/09
Views: 27,842
Jim Gaffigan - People Who Don't Drink
Whenever people find out you don't drink, they always ask why.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (39), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 46,212
