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Jesse Popp: Bad Credit
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I've got really bad credit. I'm not even going to front; it's pretty bad. I just got turned down for a magazine subscription.
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Posted: 10/25/02

Jesse Popp - Specific Horoscopes

Edgar Allen Poe is alive and doing infomercials.

Tags: Jesse Popp (1), Premium Blend (749), kids (641)

Posted: 10/25/02
Views: 267

Lewis Black - Water

I'll always be thirsty.

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Lewis Black - Rich

These aren't the Medicis!

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Paul Varghese - Empty Apartment

Paul Varghese's apartment has a bed and a set of drawers.

Tags: Paul Varghese (2), family (581), money (470)

Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 2,134

Laura Kightlinger - Homeless Person

Laura Kightlinger gave money to a street person and still managed to disappoint him.

Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)

Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 2,104

The Dueling Bankheads - Stealing Christmas

Salvation soldiers with ear-splitting cries -- we'll dress up a drunk in a Santa disguise.

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Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 1,350

Jimmy Dore - Credit Card Declined

The adult equivalent of dorky clothes is getting your credit card declined.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,329

Mark Gross - Specific Shapes

It'd be a lot easier to find your mate for life if we all had our own specific genital shapes.

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Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 1,979

Pete Lee - Materialism

Pete Lee's girlfriend is materialistic.

Tags: Pete Lee (7), Premium Blend (749), dating (637)

Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 3,522

John Mulaney - Drag Queens

John studies the drag queens in his neighborhood.

Tags: John Mulaney (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)

Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 29,402

 
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