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I've got really bad credit. I'm not even going to front; it's pretty bad. I just got turned down for a magazine subscription.
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Posted: 10/25/02

Jesse Popp - Specific Horoscopes

Edgar Allen Poe is alive and doing infomercials.

Tags: Jesse Popp (1), money (865), kids (841)

Posted: 10/25/02
Views: 234

Lewis Black - Rich

These aren't the Medicis!

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TJ Miller - Money Shots

I always give change to the homeless.

Tags: TJ Miller (8), money (865), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 1,400

Jackie Kashian - Selling Crap

Comedians sell a lot of crap after their shows.

Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,138

Earthquake - Expensive Church

You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,982

Paul F. Tompkins - I'm Rich

Working in show business brings in a lot of money.

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,453

Laura Kightlinger - Homeless Person

Laura Kightlinger gave money to a street person and still managed to disappoint him.

Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,981

Jimmy Dore - Credit Card Declined

The adult equivalent of dorky clothes is getting your credit card declined.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,272

Paul Varghese - Empty Apartment

Paul Varghese's apartment has a bed and a set of drawers.

Tags: Paul Varghese (2), money (865), family (667)

Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,552

 
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