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Jesse Joyce: What Can You Bring to the Company?
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They ask you dumb stuff on job interviews, like, 'What do you think you can bring to the company, Jesse?' 'I got a stapler. Other than that, I don't really have much. That's why I was looking for a job. I kind of thought you guys might have some kind of work-for-paycheck exchange program.'
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