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I got some advice if
there's any single dudes in the room. If you ever have to go in for surgery, for whatever reason, they want to put a lot of hot chicks involved in the surgery process. There's always, like, hot surgical interns running around, getting you water and making sure that you're peeing. And you're gonna try to hit on them, and that's not going to work at all. See 'cause you're going to be lying half-naked on a table with a paper napkin over your giblets. You're not going to get laid. It's not gonna work. I don't know what I was thinking, like, 'Maybe they'll write their number on my d**k napkin?' Didn't work at all.
Jesse Joyce - Sexy Surgery
You won't get laid during surgery.
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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 477
Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper
To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.
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Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,323
Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation
Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 6,285
Harland Williams - Tanning
You need to know tanning salon protocol.
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Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 462
Deb DiGiovanni - Thin Girls
In October, thin girls have to put their shirts back on. And then what are they gonna do? Talk?
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Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 138
Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery
If you're getting cosmetic surgery, make sure you don't confuse body parts.
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Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,457
Sean Conroy - Dermatologist
Sean is going to be featured in Pasty Flab Magazine.
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Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 605
Bob Saget - Smeagol
If you see Smeagol on the street, you'd better shoot that thing.
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Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 3,186
Julian McCullough - Gay Roommates
Living with a gay couple is like living in Pottery Barn.
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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,960
Dom Irrera - Human Manatee
No one would want to roofie Louie Irrera.
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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,097
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