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Jesse Joyce: Double Pneumonia
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I got double pneumonia. Do
you guys even know what that is? I didn't. But here's the deal -- see, apparently, pneumonia is when one of your lungs fills up with fluid, and double pneumonia is when God hates you.
Jesse Joyce - Sexy Surgery
You won't get laid during surgery.
Tags: Jesse Joyce (2), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 477
Jesse Joyce - No Skills
Jesse Joyce has no skills for a real job.
Tags: Jesse Joyce (2), growing up (453), work/office (398)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 362
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 71,981
Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids
How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 3,265
Erik Griffin - Big Nose
All my friends are good looking.
Tags: Erik Griffin (5), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 4,497
Rocky LaPorte - Doctor
Rocky LaPorte had a tough week.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 2,329
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,730
Peter Berman - Coma
The coma is underrated.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,448
Andrew Norelli - The Immune System
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 934
Ryan Hamilton - Lasik Surgery
Lasik surgery can cost $295 per eye.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,033
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