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Jesse Joyce Jokes
Jesse Joyce: Double Pneumonia
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I got double pneumonia. Do you guys even know what that is? I didn't. But here's the deal -- see, apparently, pneumonia is when one of your lungs fills up with fluid, and double pneumonia is when God hates you.
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