You won't get laid during surgery.
Jesse Joyce has no skills for a real job.
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Don't miss the world premiere of I'm Not Fat... I'm Fluffy on Sunday, November 8 at 10 pm/9c.
How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?
All my friends are good looking.
Rocky LaPorte had a tough week.
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
The coma is underrated.
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.