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I quit smoking pot. I
quit because I saw this commercial on TV -- you may have seen the same one -- it's the one where this kid gets all his buddies together, they're gonna go in the basement, and they're gonna smoke some weed. So, he goes to get his marijuana out of his marijuana container, but there's no pot inside, there's just a note on a rolling paper. It says, 'We need to talk. Mom.' That's crazy, 'cause a very similar thing happened to me, but my note just said, 'I owe you a dime bag. Mom.'
Jeremy Schachter - Living Under Your Toenail
Someone had to audition to be the "living under your toenail" guy.
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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,254
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,679
Joey Kola - Computers
You can kiss Joey's e-ass.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 520
Jasper Redd - Road Rage
Jasper Redd thinks a car horn should sound like gunshots.
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Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 1,499
Al Madrigal - Sand Toys
Don't bring your child's sand toys to the park.
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Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 904
Lynne Koplitz - Kids
If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.
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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,222
Damon Williams - Home Alone
Damon knew the Schoo family was white.
Tags: Damon Williams (4), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 408
Cory Kahaney - Teenagers
These days, the media always tries to tell you how to raise your kids.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,299
Stephen Lynch - Why Mommy Left
Stephen Lynch had a number of problems that lead his divorce.
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Posted: 08/01/00
Views: 16,640
D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
Tags: men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 2,962
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