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It's very difficult to impress
women when you have no money. When I first moved into my apartment, I had no furniture for, like, six months. So, whenever a girl would come over for the first time, I'd have to act like I just got robbed. I'd be like, 'Oh, yeah, come on in, I got lots of cool stuff here. Let me just get my keys here, one second... oh crap, I got robbed! Oh man, they took everything: my indoor pool, my piles of money. Thank God they left this air mattress.'
Jeremy Schachter - Cockroaches and Mice
A couch is just another thing for mice to hide behind.
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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 2,975
Pete Lee - Materialism
Pete Lee's girlfriend is materialistic.
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Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 3,526
Jim Norton - Interior Decorating
Jim doesn't know what women like to look at.
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Posted: 05/14/09
Views: 13,235
Karen Addison - Dating
Karen's date backed his car up so she would be on the cashier's side at McDonald's.
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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 2,117
Bill Kirchenbauer - Moving
Bill has to pay a sewer bill in his new township.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 163
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 2,035
A.J. Jamal - Long Distance
At the beginning of the relationship, your phone bill goes up.
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Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 377
Damon Williams - Three Step Plan
Damon outlines women's three step plan for men.
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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 782
Sebastian - First Dinner Dates
On the first date, don't let on that the cost of the meal worries you.
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Posted: 04/08/09
Views: 3,722
Bert Kreischer - Drinking in L.A.
L.A. is an expensive place to drink.
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Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 3,701
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