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Jeremy Schachter: No Furniture
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It's very difficult to impress
women when you have no money. When I first moved into my apartment, I had no furniture for, like, six months. So, whenever a girl would come over for the first time, I'd have to act like I just got robbed. I'd be like, 'Oh, yeah, come on in, I got lots of cool stuff here. Let me just get my keys here, one second... oh crap, I got robbed! Oh man, they took everything: my indoor pool, my piles of money. Thank God they left this air mattress.'
Jeremy Schachter - Cockroaches and Mice
A couch is just another thing for mice to hide behind.
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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 2,096
Pete Lee - Materialism
Pete Lee's girlfriend is materialistic.
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Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 3,008
Jim Norton - Interior Decorating
Jim doesn't know what women like to look at.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/14/09
Views: 12,728
Karen Addison - Dating
Karen's date backed his car up so she would be on the cashier's side at McDonald's.
Tags: Karen Addison (2), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,955
Bill Kirchenbauer - Moving
Bill has to pay a sewer bill in his new township.
Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), money (865), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 141
Tracy Smith - Financial Dating
Women should take more initiative with men.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 962
Corey Holcomb - First Date
Corey is devastated by the goodbye hug.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 5,457
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,615
Sebastian Maniscalco - Sushi Dinner
Guys can't let on that the restaurant bill is a problem on a first date.
Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 3,875
Damon Williams - Three Step Plan
Damon outlines women's three step plan for men.
Tags: Damon Williams (4), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 696
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