Jeremy Schachter: Cockroaches

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Cockroaches are gross, though. It doesn't even sound like a bug; it sounds like the world's worst STD. It's like, 'You hear about Cindy? She's got crabs.' 'That's nothing. Bob -- cockroaches.'

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