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Jeremy Schachter: Cockroaches
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Cockroaches are gross, though. It doesn't even sound like a bug; it sounds like the world's worst STD. It's like, 'You hear about Cindy? She's got crabs.' 'That's nothing. Bob -- cockroaches.'
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Posted: 05/17/07

Jeremy Schachter - Living Under Your Toenail

Someone had to audition to be the "living under your toenail" guy.

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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 2,136

Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation

Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.

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Posted: 11/20/03
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Julian McCullough - Gay Roommates

Living with a gay couple is like living in Pottery Barn.

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Posted: 07/05/07
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Dom Irrera - Human Manatee

No one would want to roofie Louie Irrera.

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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 2,105

Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion

Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.

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Posted: 09/21/06
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Mike Birbiglia - Jitters

Mike threw up before his first stand-up performance.

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Posted: 02/07/08
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Jeremy Schachter - Cockroaches and Mice

A couch is just another thing for mice to hide behind.

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Posted: 05/17/07
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Jay Mohr - Soap

With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.

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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 4,168

Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper

To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.

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Posted: 11/10/04
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Anita Wise - Cleaning

Organic exterminators can give you a headache.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,697

 
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