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Not a very tough country, huh? They got an army; they just didn't give them guns or anything. Look at the Canadian flag -- it's not a symbol of power, it's a leaf. Oh, don't screw with Canada. They'll dry up and blow away.
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Posted: 06/20/00

Jeremy Hotz - Oh, Canada

Canada is not a very tough country.

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Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 2,674

Jeremy Hotz - Ugly

Jeremy Hotz's nose looks like an elbow attached to his face.

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Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,459

Jeremy Hotz - Pain in the Eyes

Brown contacts are not very big sellers.

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Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,567

Jeremy Hotz - Doctors and Dentists

Doctors don't tell you anything you don't already know.

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Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 2,305

Jeremy Hotz - Games

Battleship is the easiest game to cheat at.

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Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,356

Jeremy Hotz - Canadian Flag

Canada's taking over Turkey and calling it chicken.

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Jeremy Hotz - Los Angeles

Nothing changes in Los Angeles, not even the seasons.

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Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 3,501

Jeremy Hotz - The Chevette

Filling your Chevette with diesel fuel alongside a bunch of truckers is really embarrassing.

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Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 12,767

Jeremy Hotz - The Gym

The men's locker room at the gym is a horrible place.

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Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,879

Jeremy Hotz - It's in the Mail

Jeremy Hotz likes free stuff because he's cheap.

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Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,628

 
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