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Jeremy Hotz: Life Change at 30
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Once you hit 30, your
life changes -- all the 30-year-olds know what I'm talking about. You hit 30, you don't run for the bus anymore. You get about halfway and go, 'Oh, there's other buses. I'm 30, this is garbage. I'm taking a cab to the bus.'
Jeremy Hotz - Ugly
Jeremy Hotz's nose looks like an elbow attached to his face.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), aging (292)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,426
Jeremy Hotz - Games
Battleship is the easiest game to cheat at.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), audience interaction (300)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,321
Jeremy Hotz - The Gym
The men's locker room at the gym is a horrible place.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,838
Jeremy Hotz - Oh, Canada
Canada is not a very tough country.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), military (237)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 2,632
Jeremy Hotz - Pain in the Eyes
Brown contacts are not very big sellers.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,523
Jeremy Hotz - Doctors and Dentists
Doctors don't tell you anything you don't already know.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 2,274
Jeremy Hotz - Canadian Flag
Canada's taking over Turkey and calling it chicken.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), wars (463), news & politics (229)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 937
Jeremy Hotz - Los Angeles
Nothing changes in Los Angeles, not even the seasons.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 3,446
Jeremy Hotz - The Chevette
Filling your Chevette with diesel fuel alongside a bunch of truckers is really embarrassing.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (536)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 12,699
Jeremy Hotz - It's in the Mail
Jeremy Hotz likes free stuff because he's cheap.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,584
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