Jeremy Hotz Jokes
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My optometrist says it comes
from years of doing stand-up comedy, staring into the lights. Said he could fix it with laser surgery. I said, 'What're you gonna do?' He said, 'I'm gonna shine this light in your eye.'
Jeremy Hotz - Pain in the Eyes
Brown contacts are not very big sellers.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 4,526
Jeremy Hotz - Doctors and Dentists
Doctors don't tell you anything you don't already know.
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Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 5,906
Jeremy Hotz - The Gym
The men's locker room at the gym is a horrible place.
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Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 5,482
Jeremy Hotz - It's in the Mail
Jeremy Hotz likes free stuff because he's cheap.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 4,597
Jeremy Hotz - Oh, Canada
Canada is not a very tough country.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), military (50)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 6,142
Jeremy Hotz - Ugly
Jeremy Hotz's nose looks like an elbow attached to his face.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), aging (330)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 3,944
Jeremy Hotz - Games
Battleship is the easiest game to cheat at.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), aging (330)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 4,191
Jeremy Hotz - Canadian Flag
Canada's taking over Turkey and calling it chicken.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), news & politics (234), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 3,469
Jeremy Hotz - Los Angeles
Nothing changes in Los Angeles, not even the seasons.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 5,856
Jeremy Hotz - The Chevette
Filling your Chevette with diesel fuel alongside a bunch of truckers is really embarrassing.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), TV (469)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 15,638
