Jeffrey Ross Jokes
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Your smile blooms like a
bright summer flower. / Your hair flows down like a soft rain shower. / Your eyes are like open seas, blue from coast to coast. / So, how come your ass looks like a truck? / Enough with the bread already.
Jeffrey Ross - Aunt Tique
Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 2,647
Hugh Fink - The Stradivarius Blues
Hugh's got the blues and a violin.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), food (804), music (727)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 345
Craig Anton - Marriage
Craig does not want to get married.
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Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 384
Dan Cummins - Vegetarians
Dan is far from being a vegetarian.
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Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 6,534
Billiam Coronel - Tofu
You can spackle windows with tofu.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 411
Colin Quinn - Raised in New York
You can always tell who was raised in New York by how they take a compliment.
Tags: Colin Quinn (13), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 09/25/03
Views: 1,495
Joey Kola - Never Angry
Joey's son can't have a cookie for breakfast, but he can have waffles and whipped cream.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 863
Jeffrey Ross - Dog Taunting
Jeffrey Ross loves dogs but hates his sister's dog.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), ethnic (814), animals (791)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 592
Jeffrey Ross - Heinous
Jeffrey Ross' blind date wasn't as tall nor as pretty as Dr. Ruth.
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Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 441
Jeffrey Ross - Cookie Monster
Jeffrey Ross misses the old Cookie Monster.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 2,151
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