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The first time I asked
her to dance, / she just smiled and nodded her head and giggled. / And when I asked her to be my wife, / she just smiled and nodded her head and giggled. / When I asked her how many children she wanted to have, / she just smiled and nodded her head and giggled. / That's when I realized -- she's retarded.
Jeffrey Ross - My Girl Giggles
Jeffrey Ross reads a love poem.
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Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 11,258
Jeffrey Ross - Enough With the Bread Already
Jeffrey Ross reads his parents' poems.
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Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 873
Jeffrey Ross - Why I Love My Gangster Bitch Girlfriend
Jeffrey wrote a love poem for his gangster bitch girlfriend.
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Posted: 03/24/98
Views: 1,478
Jeffrey Ross - Heinous
Jeffrey Ross' blind date wasn't as tall nor as pretty as Dr. Ruth.
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Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 441
Jeffrey Ross - Flippity Flop
The audience decided not to dress up tonight.
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Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 7,547
Jeffrey Ross - License and Registration
Pot makes you paranoid.
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Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 426
Jeffrey Ross - Sexually Transmitted Skills
Sex would be better if it could enhance your resume.
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Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 1,541
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,835
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,170
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,576
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