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Jeff Stilson: Weird Olympic Events
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There are too many weird
Olympic events now, like that one where the gymnasts prance around the mat swirling a piece of ribbon. It's called 'rhythmic gymnastics' -- unless you're five, then it's called 'playing.'
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 399
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 594
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 600
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 481
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 857
Judah Friedlander - Horror
Judah writes horror books for children because you're never too young to go through life scared.
Tags: Judah Friedlander (5), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 26,500
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 363
Russ Meneve - Safety
Russ wants to arm wrestle elderly people while wearing a Superman suit.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 525
Margaret Smith - Dozen Eggs
Margaret is dating a bowler.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 908
Doug Benson - Pee or Spank
The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,601
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