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Jeff Stilson Jokes
Jeff Stilson: Retired Parents
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Do you know what retired parents are like? They're like telemarketers that you can't hang up on. They refuse to take you off their call list.
Filed Under: family (388),  Jeff Stilson (28)
Posted: 05/22/03

Jeff Stilson - Marriage

Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.

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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 974

Jeff Stilson - Squirrels

Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), food (719), health (657)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,532

Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German

"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), ethnic (870), animals (540)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,431

Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform

Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,334

Jeff Stilson - Marriage

Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), dating (786), marriage (547)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,006

Jeff Stilson - Televangelists

Jeff Stilson spends his Saturdays with televangelists.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), The A-List (486), religion (404)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 528

Jeff Stilson - Birth

Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 2,723

Jeff Stilson - Do-It-Yourself

Jeff Stilson streamlines his death.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), The A-List (486), New York City (352)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 389

Jeff Stilson - German

There is something sinister about Munchkins speaking German.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)

Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,023

Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success

The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,729